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July 27, 2004
USRSF - US Redneck Special Forces
The Pentagon announced today the formation of an elite fighting group called the US Redneck Special Forces.
Bubba, Hoss, Cooter, and Boo will be dropped behind enemy lines with the following information:
1. The season opened last weekend.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. Some is queer.
6. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The battle should be over in less than a week.
Also, if you look closely, Michael Moore seems to be part of the group.
Posted by Phil at July 27, 2004 10:55 PM
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